Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Didn't Even See it Coming, Phyllis Diller

“I don't know how you feel about old age...but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Plane, Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Old Age, Plane, Flying Through a Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Didn't Even See it Coming, Phyllis Diller

“I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 58.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age is no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in The Last Word: A Treasury of Women's Quotes, by Carolyn Warner, page 17.

Middle Age, Old Age, Offer her Seat, Bruce Lansky

“Middle age is when a woman on a train gets up to offer her seat to you. Old age is when the woman who gets up to offer you her seat is pregnant.” - Bruce Lansky

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 44.

Old Age, Underwear, Creeps Up, Lois L. Kaufman

“Old age is like underwear; it creeps up on you.” - Lois L. Kaufman

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Old Age, Plane, Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Children, Great Comfort, Old Age, Lionel Kaufman

“Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too.” - Lionel Kaufman

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 23.

Old Age, Candlelit Tables, Can't Read the Menu, Lois L. Kaufman

“Old age is when candlelit tables are no longer romantic because you can't read the menu.” - Lois L. Kaufman

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 20.

Old Age, Plane, Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 75.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Didn't Even See It Coming, Phyllis Diller

“I don't know how you feel about old age...but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.

Old Age, Plane, Flying Through a Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Great Quotes from Great Leaders, by Peggy Anderson, page 21.

Old Age, Sissies, Bette Davis

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” - Bette Davis

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 74.