Middle Age, Old Age, Offer her Seat, Bruce Lansky

“Middle age is when a woman on a train gets up to offer her seat to you. Old age is when the woman who gets up to offer you her seat is pregnant.” - Bruce Lansky

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 44.

Middle Age, Better in the Morning, Laurence J. Peter

“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.” - Laurence J. Peter

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 9.

Middle Age, Turning Out Lights, John Marion

“Middle age is the time a guy starts turning out lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.” - John Marion

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 3.

Middle Age, You'll Grow Out of It, Doris Day

“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.” - Doris Day

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 6.

Middle Age, Anything New You Feel, Symptom, Laurence J. Peter

“Middle age is when anything new you feel is most likely to be a symptom.” - Laurence J. Peter

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 6.

Middle Age, Two Temptations, Get You Home Earlier, Dan Bennett

“Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.” - Dan Bennett

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 2.