Age, My Back, Phyllis Diller

“I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 80.

Only Thing, Regret, Make All the Same Mistakes, Tallulah Bankhead

“The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make all the same mistakes – only sooner.” - Tallulah Bankhead

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 37.

Only Thing I Regret, Live My Life Again, Same Mistakes, Sooner, Tallulah Bankhead

“The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make all the same mistakes – only sooner.” - Tallulah Bankhead

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 37.

Children, Rest Home, Phyllis Diller

“Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 23.

Life, Happier, Mark Twain

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” - Mark Twain

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 1.

Old Age, Plane, Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Repair the Roof, Sun is Shining, John F. Kennedy

“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” - John F. Kennedy

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 84.

Old Age, Plane, Flying Through a Storm, Golda Meir

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do.” - Golda Meir

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 71.

Repair the Roof, Sun is Shining, John F. Kennedy

“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” - John F. Kennedy

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 84.

Life, Moves, Stop and Look Around, Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

“Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.” - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 29.

Crossing the Street, Andy Rooney

“Crossing the street in New York keeps old people young – if they make it.” - Andy Rooney

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 49.

Growing Old, Alternative, Lois L. Kaufman

“Growing old isn't so bad if you consider the alternative.” - Lois L. Kaufman

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 69.

Afford a Big House, Energy to Clean It, Denise Tiffany

“Now that I can afford a big house, I don't have the energy to clean it.” - Denise Tiffany

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 43.

How Many Candles, Young, Strong, and Handsome, Susan D. Anderson

“Remember, no matter how many candles you blow out this year, there's one gal who will always think of you as young, strong, and handsome – your mother.” - Susan D. Anderson

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 47.

Age, My Back, Phyllis Diller

“I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 80.

Life, Infinitely Happier, Born at the Age of Eighty, Mark Twain

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” - Mark Twain

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 1.

Why Torture Yourself, Life, Laura Walker

“Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?” - Laura Walker

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 36.

So Old, Bartenders, Pulse, Louise Bowie

“I'm so old that bartenders check my pulse instead of my ID.” - Louise Bowie

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 92.

Old Age, Didn't Even See it Coming, Phyllis Diller

“I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 58.

Four Stages of Man, Art Linkletter

“The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.” - Art Linkletter

Found in Age Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older, Selected by Bruce Lansky, page 46.