Cleaning Your Home, Kids, Shoveling the Walk, Phyllis Diller

“Cleaning your home while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 53.

Kids, That I Know About, Carol Leifer

“I don't have any kids. Well...at least none that I know about.” - Carol Leifer

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 87.

Cleaning Your House, Kids, Shoveling the Walk, Phyllis Diller

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is lie shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” - Phyllis Diller

Found in The Quotable Woman, by Running Press, Editor, page 170.

Work, Kids, Ideas, Paula Poundstone

"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas." - Paula Poundstone

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren.