“On learning she needed a mastectomy: 'I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, “Now, what shall we name the other one?” That would no longer be a problem.'” - Erma Bombeck
Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 73.
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