Victoria's Secret, Thirty-Four Inches, Thirty-Four Years, Mary Ann Nichols

“I'll tell you what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody that's thirty-four inches or thirty-four years can fit into that shit.” - Mary Ann Nichols

Found in Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes, edited by Roz Warren, page 126.