Saturday, March 25, 2017

Thirty-Seven, Paper Route, Social Security, Affair, Erma Bombeck

“I was thirty-seven, too old for a paper route, too young for social security, and too tired for an affair.” - Erma Bombeck, on her transformation from housewife into humorist.

Found in Wild Words from Wild Women: An Unbridled Collection of Candid Observations & Extremely Opinionated Bon Mots, Compiled by Autumn Stephens, page 163.

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